Mad Libs
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:35 am
Star Trek Mad Libs! by vincenthugo
Chapter Notes: The Enterprise-D tries to break free from a mysterious anomaly.
Worf: Captain, I am detecting a subspace disturbance dead ahead.
Ship rumbles.
Picard: Report, Mr. Data.
Data: We are caught in some sort of _________ (physics term) singularity. There is no known record of this phenomenon in our database.
Picard: Well, it looks like we’re truly exploring the unknown.
Ship rumbles some more. Lights go dim.
Ensign: Captain, impulse engines are ________(adjective)! The anomaly is creating some sort of ________ (tech word) flux that’s _________(verb ending in –ing) our warp field!
Riker: All hands, brace for impact!
A lot of shaking.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! We’ve got a problem! The _________(physics term that doesn’t allow the Enterprise to actually exist) compensators are off-line! We’re a sitting duck!
Worf: Shields down to _______(number) percent!
Picard: Suggestions, Mr. Data.
Data swivels in his chair.
Data: Captain, according to known theory, if we ________ (invert/reverse) the polarity of the ________ (another physics term) using our (piece of Enterprise equipment), the resulting explosion should provide us with sufficient momentum to escape.
Picard pauses for a moment.
Picard: Very good, Mr. Data. How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
LaForge: Captain, if we try what Data is suggesting we’ll need to shut down the __________ (important piece of Enterprise equipment)! I’ll need to re-route auxiliary power!
Picard: How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
Mr. LaForge magically does it in three seconds.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! OK, you’re ready!
Picard: Now, Mr. Data! Ensign ______ (random name), get us out of here!
Lights return to normal. Shaking stops.
Picard: Good work, Mr. Data.
THE END
Chapter Notes: The Enterprise-D tries to break free from a mysterious anomaly.
Worf: Captain, I am detecting a subspace disturbance dead ahead.
Ship rumbles.
Picard: Report, Mr. Data.
Data: We are caught in some sort of _________ (physics term) singularity. There is no known record of this phenomenon in our database.
Picard: Well, it looks like we’re truly exploring the unknown.
Ship rumbles some more. Lights go dim.
Ensign: Captain, impulse engines are ________(adjective)! The anomaly is creating some sort of ________ (tech word) flux that’s _________(verb ending in –ing) our warp field!
Riker: All hands, brace for impact!
A lot of shaking.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! We’ve got a problem! The _________(physics term that doesn’t allow the Enterprise to actually exist) compensators are off-line! We’re a sitting duck!
Worf: Shields down to _______(number) percent!
Picard: Suggestions, Mr. Data.
Data swivels in his chair.
Data: Captain, according to known theory, if we ________ (invert/reverse) the polarity of the ________ (another physics term) using our (piece of Enterprise equipment), the resulting explosion should provide us with sufficient momentum to escape.
Picard pauses for a moment.
Picard: Very good, Mr. Data. How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
LaForge: Captain, if we try what Data is suggesting we’ll need to shut down the __________ (important piece of Enterprise equipment)! I’ll need to re-route auxiliary power!
Picard: How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
Mr. LaForge magically does it in three seconds.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! OK, you’re ready!
Picard: Now, Mr. Data! Ensign ______ (random name), get us out of here!
Lights return to normal. Shaking stops.
Picard: Good work, Mr. Data.
THE END